Penner vs. the Hydra

"...my love is like the hydra: for each part you cut away, it comes back twice as strong."

from "Penner vs. the Hydra"

Script Information

Style? Comic fantasy with ballet.
Produced? Nope.
Family-friendly? No: contains nudity, heavy profanity, and frank sexual dialogue.
Length? One-act, approximately forty-five minutes.
Cast Size? Five, with double-casting, plus three dancers.

Plot Summary

A fallen Catholic in a police state must justify his penchant for polyamorous relationships by coming up with a legal definition of love.